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The Office Character Quotes - The Office on NBC
Name: Michael Scott
Actor: Steve Carrol
Slogan: "That's what she said"
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"I didn't hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist." - (The Convict)

I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words: you're fired. "You're fired." Oh, "you're fired." He just makes people sad. And an office can't function that way. No way. "You're fired." I think if I had a catchphrase it would be "you're hired, and you can work here as long as you want." But that's unrealistic, so." - (The Alliance)

"That's what she said." (Most episodes)



The Office Character Quotes - The Office on NBC
Name: Dwight Schrute
Actor: Rainn Wilson
Slogan:
 Sample Quotes:

(After he didn't tip the sub man) Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones. - (Michael's Birthday)

Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan’s been bitching out on him. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms. - (The Coup)

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The Office Character Quotes - The Office on NBC
Name: Jim Halpert
Actor: John Krasinski
Slogan: Pranks on Dwight
 Sample Quotes:

Michael Scott: What? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim Halpert: Umm, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael Scott: What's up dog?
Jim Halpert: Nothin' much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: Oh, wow! I walked right in to that one. Ahhh, that's brilliant.

So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate, because it turns out that Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs.

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The Office Character Quotes - The Office on NBC
Name: Pam Beesly
Actor: Jenna Fischer
Slogan: <here>
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It’s performance review day, company-wide. Last year my performance review began with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were and it ended with him telling me he could bench press 190 pounds. So I really don’t know what to expect. - (Performance Review)

You know what they say about a car-wreck where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundees are like a car wreck that you have to stare at because your boss is making you. - (The Dundees)

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