Michael Scott Quotes

Michael Scott

"That's what she said!"

[Diversity Day]

"Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace"

[Sexual Harrasment]

"And, even though we're still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And, at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management, and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam, as much as I might want to."

[The Dundies]

"This next award goes to someone who really lights up the office, somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out, 'The Hottest in the Office Award', goes to...Ryan the Temp! YEAH! Hey HO! You sexy thing! Sexy thing you! Whoo! [slaps Ryan's butt]

[Christmas Party]

"Stupid corporate! Wet blankets...it's not like booze ever killed anyone."

[Conflict Resolution]

"Alright, Kevin... you are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela, that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution: Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that make him feel uncomfortable."

[The Carpet]

"I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about."

[Conflict resolution]

"This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer."

[Fun Run]

"It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine."

[Branch Closing]

"Listen everybody...I have some news. We are screwed."

[Casino Night]

"Two Queens on casino night....I'm going to drop a deuce on everyone."

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